Jen has discovered an organic soup at Loblaws which she describes as ‘orgasmic’. Every night she has a bowl of this soup. While the soup is busy reheating in the microwave, Jen sings the soup song. It goes something like this:
Soup soup soup!
Soup soup soup soup soup!
Soup for me me me!
Soup soup soup!
Soup soup for me!
etc. ad nauseum
It’s a shock to me that her song-writing talents have thus far gone un-noticed.