The Soup Song
Jen has discovered an organic soup at Loblaws which she describes as ‘orgasmic’. Every night she has a bowl of this soup. While the soup is busy reheating in the microwave, Jen sings the soup song. It goes something like this:
Soup soup soup!
Soup soup soup soup soup!
Soup for me me me!
Soup soup soup!
Soup soup for me!
etc. ad nauseum
It’s a shock to me that her song-writing talents have thus far gone un-noticed.






Oh, I know that song, I heard it on the President’s Choice sampler. I had no idea it was her!
It’s called Imagine Soup so you can imagine you can’t hear the accompanying microwave waiting downtime song.
It’s a bit of an improvement over her other hits such as the Mika song.
Soup is good food, but what is so special about this ’soup’. More corporate subversion of native foodstuffs no doubt. Just like the government to be packaginga nd reselling to us what was already ours. But not free anymore.
J-No
I love soup. Specifically this one: and this one: Those soups make me sing. Get some. Get some now. While you’re there, pick up some for me. The [...]