My wife is always cold. Well in winter she is anyway. Doesn’t matter how high we crank the thermostat, if it’s cold outside, she’s still cold. I bought her some cozy flannel pyjamas for Xmas, but even they aren’t enough. She’s taken to coming to bed wearing several layers. The pyjamas, at least one pair of socks, a t-shirt, a turtleneck. I even have to prepare a hot water bottle for her every night. I’m waiting for the gloves and hat to make an appearance.

Meanwhile, I’m in bed wearing nothing but a pair of boxers, and sweating like a pig.