I am Jen’s tech support. If she needs to modify the layout or formulas in a spread sheet, she comes to me. If something bad happens to her computer (and it’s running Windows 98, so bad things happen quite a lot), she comes to me. If she needs to do something out of the ordinary on her blog, she comes to me. If the batteries die in her mouse, she comes to me.
When I say she comes to me
that’s not strictly true. What she actually does is sits at her computer in her office and cries plaintively Help! Help!
in a Penelope Pitstop-esque kind of way. It’s quite cute really.