Two strings walk into a bar.
The first string says “Hello, I’d like a rum and cokerhe 7954454gh2 kjn.,.43>>[][]21?24
The second string says “You’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s not null-terminated.”
Well I thought it was funny.
Sahfi said
I heard a string joke once, but it ended with the punchline “frayed knot”. I’m going to forward this to my compusavvy friend for translation before I decide how to feel about it. How do you do it, Mark? Even your jokes make me feel like an underachiever.
Shawn said
Good one.
Sahfi, 3 ropes decide to have a drink, but the local bar has a sign that “says no ropes allowed”. So the 1st rope messed up his hair and walks into the bar. The bouncer stops him and says “Hey you! Aren’t you a rope?”
-”No, I’m a frayed knot.”
Black cat said
You know, for years, I’ve been living with what I’d call one of my slogans…”frayed knot” only remembering that my husband told me a joke (very rare), a clever joke, the location of which was a bar and the punchline was “frayed knot.”
Googling these components led me to you and I thank you.
As Marion said to George while they dragged a very drunken Cosmo Topper out of the bar……”Don’t drop him George. He might splash.”
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