My Mum is currently in Portugal, probably drinking “screaming orgasms” with “the girls”. I think it’s a second childhood thing.
My Dad just had an operation on his wrist. I’ve yet to find out why.
My Brother is a policemen in the Met, and just passed his response driver test. So if you’re in London and see a police car hurtle past with lights and siren going and a skinny lad grinning in the driver’s seat, it’s probably him.
My Sister is in the middle of a paramedic training course, currently inflicting her bedside manner on patients in various departments of her local hospital. I guess all those visits to A&E in her youth had an effect.
My Mother-in-law just spent the weekend practicing sleeping with her friends. Best not to ask.
So now I have to ask, in a terribly transparent attempt at getting more comments, what are your family up to?
