4 Non Blogs

About me:

• I am much more polite here than I am in real life - much.
• I don’t cook.
• I like children, I just don’t think I could eat a whole one.
• I live in a suburb of one of the greatest cities on earth - Montreal.
• I am a Sales Manager in the Useless Paper Products industry.
• I am happily married.
• I am addicted to decorating shows and magazines.
• I have seen the finales of Canadian Idol, American Idol and New Zealand Idol.
• I don’t care what you think about that.
• I am afraid of fish.
• I am five foot one and a half. Do not forget the half.
• I can wiggle my ears.
• I don’t like hazelnuts.

Other likes, loves and things that bring joy:

• Mark

• Reading

• Blue Rodeo
• REM
• Crowded House

• Harry Potter

• Bloom County
• Opus
• Get Fuzzy
• Dilbert
• Bizarro

• New Zealand
• England

• Travelling

• Formula 1 racing

• Jon Stewart
• The Office
• Coupling
• Scrubs

• Changing Rooms
• Debbie Travis’ Facelift

• Cream cheese, bagels and lox (above all other food)

• The word wanker

• Trivia and pubquizzes

• A really good dump.

• The Matrix (1 and 2 - 3 not so much)
• All of the Lord of the Rings movies
• Love Actually
• The Navigator

• My way

• Blue
• Green
• Yellow

Other dislikes, hates and things that make me angry:

• Writing
• Math

• Boy bands
• Girl bands
• Britney
• Jessica
• Justin
• Etc.

• Clothes shopping
• Purses

• George W. Bush
• Terrorists and terrorism

• Liver

• Almost all reality television shows (I said almost.)

• Cruelty to animals
• Racism
• Sexism
• Homophobia

• The way everyone else drives

• Brown
• Chocolate brown
• Beige
• Taupe
• Olive
• Khaki

• Dust bunnies

• Your way