About Me

Filed under: — jen

About me:

  • I am much more polite here than I am in real life - much.
  • I don’t cook.
  • I like children, I just don’t think I could eat a whole one.
  • I live in a suburb of one of the greatest cities on earth - Montreal.
  • I am a Sales Manager in the Useless Paper Products industry.
  • I am happily married.
  • I am addicted to decorating shows and magazines.
  • I have seen the finales of Canadian Idol, American Idol and New Zealand Idol.
  • I don’t care what you think about that.
  • I am afraid of fish.
  • I am five foot one and a half. Do not forget the half.
  • I can wiggle my ears.
  • I don’t like hazelnuts.

Other likes, loves and things that bring joy:

  • Mark
  • Reading
  • Blue Rodeo
  • REM
  • Crowded House
  • Harry Potter
  • Bloom County
  • Opus
  • Get Fuzzy
  • Dilbert
  • Bizarro
  • New Zealand
  • England
  • Travelling
  • Formula 1 racing
  • Jon Stewart
  • The Office
  • Coupling
  • Scrubs
  • Changing Rooms
  • Debbie Travis’ Facelift
  • Cream cheese, bagels and lox (above all other food)
  • The word wanker
  • Trivia and pubquizzes
  • A really good dump.
  • The Matrix (1 and 2 - 3 not so much)
  • All of the Lord of the Rings movies
  • Love Actually
  • The Navigator
  • My way
  • Blue
  • Green
  • Yellow

Other dislikes, hates and things that make me angry:

  • Writing
  • Math
  • Boy bands
  • Girl bands
  • Britney
  • Jessica
  • Justin
  • Etc.
  • Clothes shopping
  • Purses
  • George W. Bush
  • Terrorists and terrorism
  • Liver
  • Almost all reality television shows (I said almost.)
  • Cruelty to animals
  • Racism
  • Sexism
  • Homophobia
  • The way everyone else drives
  • Brown
  • Chocolate brown
  • Beige
  • Taupe
  • Olive
  • Khaki
  • Dust bunnies
  • Your way
Email me: anydots [at] videotron [dot] ca

2 Responses to “About Me”

  1. cat Says:

    I hate purses too! I try to be as self-contained as possible and have everything in my pockets. Ha!

    Also, five one and three quarters.. don’t forget the three quarters :)

  2. Jamey Says:

    Hey…did you hear that some lady is suing the Warcharski brothers because she claims they stole her script (The Third Eye) that she had sent them ten years earlier…and re-wrote it into The Matrix?!
    It’s being held up as the explanation for the difference in writing between the first movie and the other two.
    Can’t wait to see how this one works out.
    She’s suing for almost a billion dollars!

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