11/8/2004

How to eat chocolate

Filed under: — jen

It has come to my attention that there are people out there who are eating chocolate the wrong way.

Consider this a public service announcement.

The wrong way:

Buy or receive a bar/box of chocolate. Break off/select one piece of chocolate. Eat one piece of chocolate. Wrap up chocolate/close box. Put chocolate away. Repeat on a daily or weekly basis.

The right way:

Buy or receive a bar/box of chocolate. Eat entire bar or box of chocolate. Enjoy delicious chocolate. Do not feel guilty. Go to store and buy more chocolate. Rinse, repeat .

Someone in our house eats chocolate the wrong way. (Hint: it isn’t me.)

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