How to eat chocolate
It has come to my attention that there are people out there who are eating chocolate the wrong way.
Consider this a public service announcement.
The wrong way:
Buy or receive a bar/box of chocolate. Break off/select one piece of chocolate. Eat one piece of chocolate. Wrap up chocolate/close box. Put chocolate away. Repeat on a daily or weekly basis.
The right way:
Buy or receive a bar/box of chocolate. Eat entire bar or box of chocolate. Enjoy delicious chocolate. Do not feel guilty. Go to store and buy more chocolate. Rinse, repeat .
Someone in our house eats chocolate the wrong way. (Hint: it isn’t me.)
November 8th, 2004 at 1:01 pm
Obviously the person doing this wrong is a man. Tsk. Typical.
November 8th, 2004 at 1:07 pm
A skinny man. Bah!
November 8th, 2004 at 5:30 pm
You’re completely right! However, when I was growing up it was my dad who ate the chocolate the “right” way, so my brother and I learned quickly to eat what we could as fast as we could because you never knew when my dad would eat it all!
November 8th, 2004 at 7:31 pm
thank you for teaching me the right way to eat a chocolate.
November 9th, 2004 at 12:08 am
Not clear what the problem is. As long as the person eating the chocolate puts the chocolate away (wrongly) in a place where you can eat the rest of it quickly to correct the wrong, then everyone wins, right?
November 9th, 2004 at 12:16 am
BH, your approach is indeed correct
November 9th, 2004 at 12:53 am
Is there really a wrong way to each chocolate. Once I start, I just dont stop. Is that right?
November 9th, 2004 at 1:49 am
Him: Can I have some?
Me: ARE YOU INSANE? GET AWAY FROM MY CHOCOLATE!!!!
There’s only one person who eats chocolate around here. He doesn’t dare bring it near me or it instantly becomes MINE! hehe
November 9th, 2004 at 7:18 am
Oh yes, my husband eats chocolate totally the wrong way. And of course, I’ve got it right!
November 9th, 2004 at 12:32 pm
Absolutely. Jon eats huge bars of dark Hershey’s this way. Drives me bonkers. I’ve finally learned to deal, but for years he had to hide it, or I ate it.
November 9th, 2004 at 2:29 pm
How come there’s nothing about beets or cheese or even parsley here anymore? Chocolat is so pass-ay.
November 9th, 2004 at 4:14 pm
being a choc-a-holic myself I am pleased to see I am not the only one who knows how to eat chocolate the “right” way. do you like to drink milk with your chocolate?
November 9th, 2004 at 4:49 pm
I’m so proud to know I’ve been eating chocolate the right way. So many people have told me that I am wrong for not saving some..but now I know they are the wrong ones!
November 15th, 2004 at 3:13 pm
I pity the fool who eats chocolate in that incorrect manner. Still, it makes theft that much easier.