But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
These are searches that ended up on either my blog, Mark’s blog or Mark’s website.
| how to say thankyou through words for wedding to parents | isn’t that illegal? |
| Davey’s Snowed Inn | well, dig him out! |
| planting tulip bulbs the wrong way | you came to the right place, I planted a veritable squirrel buffet last year. |
| certified bank cheque | please make it out to me. |
| what sewing machine should I buy | not this one. |
| who eats chocolate | who doesn’t? |
| negotiating with car dealers | make sure you get a mug! |
| men smell dirty underwear | no, they don’t, if they did they would change it more often. |
| anal explorer co uk | that domain name is still available – hurry! |
| jen in boots | those pictures are password protected. |
| “jen had pizza” | jen had way too much pizza. |
| bossy nora | I think you’ll find it’s bossy Jen |
| bad ikea | Mark certainly thinks so. |
| why eat chocolate | holy mother of god, do you need a reason? |
| “mark rude” | yes, yes he is. |
| baby name with both the names Kimberly and Nigel joined together to make one name | could you be just a tad more specific? |
| republican blogs | you have so come to the wrong place. |
| what should i wear to december wedding | a santa suit? |
| COUGH COUGH SICK SICK SICK | stop that, you’re snotting all over me. |
| get a mortgage for a house in canada | you’ll be sorry. |
| MUSICAL TEA POT | those dancing hamsters are much better. |
| after medical tests what to expect for canada permanent immigration | high taxes, shitty medical care, but apart from that, it’s all good. |
| bush non supporter t shirts | I happily give you the shirt off my back. |
| laser pussy | for very precise sex. |
November 16th, 2004 at 3:46 pm
Hello, Michele sent me! But I’ve been here before, so hi again
November 16th, 2004 at 4:21 pm
Great site! Returning your hit via Michele, girl.
November 16th, 2004 at 6:15 pm
Michele also sent me and YES I do everything she tells me to.
I love this list, and if there is another cheque tell them where ot find me. I need cute shoes too!!
November 16th, 2004 at 6:23 pm
I never get searches like that! I’m so jealous.
November 17th, 2004 at 1:35 am
This made me laugh out loud, especially your remarks re: laser pussy.
As for kimberly/Nigel….Kimel? Nigerly? Why do people insist on doing that to their children anyway? That and the rhyming names…
November 17th, 2004 at 6:44 am
I am amazed that none of those search strings involve the word “poo”.
November 17th, 2004 at 9:45 am
Okay…really the last one combined with your comment is my favorite. What are people thinking?
November 17th, 2004 at 10:24 am
Lady, I am shocked and dismayed that there was nary a poo among the searches.
November 20th, 2004 at 9:27 am
Take heart. Maybe they were searching for republican blogs to know exactly where to send the viruses.
November 22nd, 2004 at 6:13 am
funny stuff. scary, but funny