That is because you’re crazy
I went to Ikea last night. Again. This time with my mum. Mark got a reprieve.
Seeing as it’s that festive time of year, when we are all donning our gay apparel and everything, I thought, wouldn’t it be cool if Ikea made Christmas crackers. Instead of those lame little sewing kits and magnifying glasses that you find in normal Christmas crackers, the Ikea ones would have little, teeny, tiny assemble-it-yourself cd racks and bookshelves. Oh, and don’t forget a little teeny, tiny allen key.

November 26th, 2004 at 10:40 am
Write to Ikea and suggest it? ;D
(here from blogexplosion..)
November 26th, 2004 at 4:17 pm
What a fabulous idea!
November 26th, 2004 at 4:22 pm
Great idea! I love Ikea! Hope you had fun shopping!
November 26th, 2004 at 4:26 pm
Heh - I’d like that - It would be an interesting cracker, for one.
(from blogexplosion as well)
November 27th, 2004 at 7:42 am
I just can’t wait until IKEA makes dildos.
November 27th, 2004 at 2:54 pm
I love IKEA! My son as so bummed - he’s finally too tall to play in Small Land while I shop. I forsee a trip to IKEA my near future!