Geek Porn
Mark has a fancy-assed screen saver that combs the net for random images and displays them as an ever-changing photo-montage.
The other day, an image came up very similar to this: 
I said, “hey, look, it’s a hot chick!” Mark gave the screen a perfunctory glance and turned back to the conversation he was having with my brother.
A minute later, a picture came up very similar to this: 
Some 6th geek sense must have told Mark to turn to the screen and this time he started to drool.
This is but one reason I love my husband.
December 13th, 2004 at 9:23 am
He’s a good one, please send him over to train mine.
December 13th, 2004 at 5:21 pm
I guess I’m trained than.
This screensaver sounds cool. Do you know how it’s called?
December 13th, 2004 at 5:27 pm
The random web screen saver is apparently only for Macs and can be found at: cellardoorsw.com/randomweb
December 13th, 2004 at 8:33 pm
I simply wish to find a screenasaver of a man drooling, do you know where I can find that?
Off-topic: I love Paul Auster you must let me know how “Illusions” is.
December 14th, 2004 at 10:23 am
Ohh, I want it bad… the G5, I mean!! Although I would prefer it in a laptop… get to work, Apple!!
December 14th, 2004 at 4:05 pm
I’d like a screensaver of a soup-covered flat screen TV being caressed by a thong-wearing model. Silver bodypaint a bonus. Or marshmellow topping. That would train anyone. And I’d like a beer too.
December 16th, 2004 at 6:05 pm
I would say that both deserve equal attention! Coming from a Mac geek that takes pictures of pretty women for a living.
December 30th, 2004 at 8:51 am
I’m the jealous type, so I think you’re quite lucky.
January 2nd, 2005 at 12:13 am
Sounds like my husband. I too know how lucky I am.
November 21st, 2005 at 12:31 am
I WANT PORN NERDS