News you need now
-First McKibbins pubquiz of the year is tonight at 8pm. Ish. Really, really, really ish.
-We won’t be there as Kim, our third, is thick sick.
-I am going to eat the Nanaimo bar we saved for her.
-Paul is a googlin’ cheater 
-I am wearing Mark’s long johns.
-I have more work to do than you could throw a woodchuck at.
-I’m not drunk.
