March 17 - Due to the apparently overly subtle and satirical nature of this post, please read the comments and the linked article before leaving your own comments. I hope that will make things clearer.
Here’s an alternative for Kansas Attorney-General Phill Kline’s crusade to investigate and prosecute child rape.
Effective immediately, doctors must open up the medical files of any and all men who sought testing or tested positive for any kind of venereal disease. The logic for this is simple and as follows:
-Many men frequent prostitutes.
-Frequenting prostitutes may result in venereal disease.
-Prostitutes are often underage and vulnerable girls.
How about it guys? Who wants to be first to open up their medical files in aid of this very worthy cause? How about you, Phill?