Unitarian Jihad
Having been christened in the Unitarian Church, and married by a Unitarian minister, I could hardly resist this meme which I came across at habitatgirl’s
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Sister Tactical Baton of Truth. What’s yours?
You have to click on the “Unitarian Jihad Name” link. Really, you do.

April 12th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Sister Plasma Rifle of Kind Rationality.
Suits me to a t today.
I’m surrounded by stupid friends with stupid ideas and dammit, give me that Plasma Rifle.
(It’s pink and flowery, right? Gotta have a cute gun when you’re on a murderous rampage)
April 12th, 2005 at 3:16 pm
Sister Hydrogen Bomb of Acceptance believes that everyone should have a cat to worship, unless they really prefer dogs.
And if we are forced to go to war against anyone, we should do it politely, with consideration for those we are warring against, respecting everything about their culture, just not their geographic borders, which might require a little adjusting.
Peace really soon!
April 13th, 2005 at 1:04 am
hmm mine was Brother/Sister Divine Molotov Cocktail of Hope
April 13th, 2005 at 3:29 pm
Just call me Sister Flaming Plasma Rifle of Enlightened Hope.
Um, why the Flaming, I wonder?
April 13th, 2005 at 6:44 pm
“Sister Joyous Cudgel of Mindful Rationality”!
Hellelujah!
April 14th, 2005 at 10:14 am
I’m Sister Inspired Revolver of Love.
sounds sexy.
April 14th, 2005 at 11:08 am
Brother Burning Hydrogen Bomb of Forgiving Discussion
April 17th, 2005 at 4:35 pm
Excellent name…although its really going to be rough signing on a regular basis.
April 22nd, 2005 at 2:37 pm
Brother Peaceful Battle Axe of Harmony believes absolutely in the absolution of the fifth amendmend in a void of mushrooms and cow dung.
I think.
Wait. Does this have to go to the vote?