11/30/2005

I have needs

Filed under: — jen

I got tagged by Procrasto do this.

Essentially you let Google tell you what you need.

So you type in “(your name) needs” and let Google do the rest…

Oh, looky:

Jennifer needs a cold shower
Jennifer needs a smack daddy
Jennifer needs to be a biatch
Jennifer needs your prayers
Jennifer needs space
Jennifer needs to keep on improving
Jennifer needs help
Jennifer needs the earth energy in her life
Jennifer needs this diva publicity
Jennifer needs heavy visual depiction of her subject
Jennifer needs passion knit
Jennifer needs to be charged for her crime
Jennifer needs to recognize that both of you do a good job
Jennifer needs your news

I tag:

Fi and the Broad

11/23/2005

Music Game Round 6

Filed under: — jen

Wow, I haven’t done this since May!

Excuse me while I relive my youth.

Music game - round 6

Step 1: I put my media player on random. [Well, kinda, well no, not really, in fact that's not what I did at all.]
Step 2: I picked a line from the first 20 songs that played. [Again, kinda, well, no, I just picked a bunch of songs from the olden days.]
Step 3: I am posting the lines here for your guessing pleasure. Song title and artist please.
Step 4: I will cross out the songs as they are guessed correctly.

Yeah, yeah, we all know how to Google, but letís not. Cheaters will be shat on.

This was still originally found via Paul.

Play nice boys and girls.

1)
I’m just seven hours old
Truly beautiful to behold
And somebody should be told
My libido hasn’t been controlled

2)
I’ll shine up the old brown shoes, put on a brand-new shirt.
I’ll get home early from work if you say that you love me.

3)
I call her on the telephone, she says be there by eight
Tonight’s the night she’s moving in and I can hardly wait

4)
I know why you ran away, aha
Understand you couldn’t stay, aha
Wonder where you are today, aha
After all was said and done
It was right for you to run!

5)
Don’t touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I’m gonna pack my things and go

6)
You don’t know me but you make me so happy.
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve.
I tried my imagination, but I was disturbed.

7)
You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself; Well…How did I get here?

8)
Don’t know what I want but
I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passer by cos I
I wanna beÖ

9)
Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspapers says, says
Say it’s true it’s true…

10)
And I though I know
All about those men
Still I don’t remember
Cause it was us baby
Way before them
And we’re still together

11)
Won’t you sign up your name, we’d like to feel you’re
acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

12)
I could leave but I won’t go
though my heart might tell me so
I can’t feel a thing from my head down to my toes

13)
I’ve been walking in Central Park
Singing after dark
People think I’m crazy
I’ve been stumbling on my feet
Shuffling through the street
Asking people, “What’s the matter with you boy?”

14)
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
That much is true
But even then I knew I’d find a much better place
Either with or without you

15)
I
I will be king
And you
You will be queen
Though nothing will
Drive them away
We can beat them
Just for one day

16)
Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note

17)
I brought you some francs from my travelling chest
You’ll spare me the thanks ’til you know I’m the best
So come Hogmanay when love comes in slurs
Resolutions I’ll make and you can label them ‘Hers’

18)
I wish I was the brakeman
on a hurtlin’ fevered train
Crashing a-headlong into the heartland
like a cannon in the rain

19)
She drove a Plymouth Satellite
Faster than the speed of light

20)
Oh it’s so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl.
And with the way you look I understand
that you are not impressed.
But I heard you let that little friend of mine
take off your party dress.

11/18/2005

Choc-o-lot

Filed under: — jen

Just so you know, there are really only two acceptable serving sizes of chocolate: none and lots. There is nothing in between.

More on this particular subject shortly.

11/15/2005

Two things

Filed under: — jen

It snowed today. There is snow on the ground out here in the ‘burbs.

Vanilla frozen yogourt with Honeynut Cheerios sprinkled on it is yummy. How’s that for “cooking”?

11/9/2005

Lost and found

Filed under: — jen

Recent searches that found my blog.

who took my boxers ? I dunno, don’t look at me, the internet is a big place.

jen make for dinner? Nothing. Ever.

foreskin biting Again with the foreskin biting. What’s that all about then?

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