I have needs
I got tagged by Procrasto do this.
Essentially you let Google tell you what you need.
So you type in “(your name) needs” and let Google do the rest…
Oh, looky:
Jennifer needs a cold shower
Jennifer needs a smack daddy
Jennifer needs to be a biatch
Jennifer needs your prayers
Jennifer needs space
Jennifer needs to keep on improving
Jennifer needs help
Jennifer needs the earth energy in her life
Jennifer needs this diva publicity
Jennifer needs heavy visual depiction of her subject
Jennifer needs passion knit
Jennifer needs to be charged for her crime
Jennifer needs to recognize that both of you do a good job
Jennifer needs your news
I tag:
November 30th, 2005 at 12:00 pm
Yes. You do need to recognize the job that I do.
And the other one.
Yah.
December 1st, 2005 at 12:21 pm
What is a smack daddy?
I will keep you in my prayers, though, since you need help and have obviously committed some sort of crime!
December 1st, 2005 at 2:48 pm
Alan - I was hoping you could tell me what a smack daddy is. It’s probably something cool, hip and urban and I am none of those things. I could look it up on the internets I guess.
Thank you for your prayers, I do hope though that they involve the Flying Spaghetti Monster and not so much that other guy.
Hmm, actually, I might look good in stripes - or is it just orange jump suits these days?
December 2nd, 2005 at 10:42 am
I always though smack was slang for heroin? I don’t think you need one of those, then.
By the way, no one looks good in orange. No one.
December 2nd, 2005 at 12:40 pm
Alan - I thought the same about smack. I think smack daddy must be a more recent thing. I can’t find anything precise on the internets. I am going to ask my much younger, hip brother.
You’re probably right about the orange.
December 5th, 2005 at 4:08 pm
Ok, so now I know what a smack daddy is, but what’s a passion knit?
December 8th, 2005 at 3:46 pm
Dawn needs a reality check.