- Wait for squelching noises to emit from baby’s rear end
- Carry slightly annoyed baby to the changing table
- Put new nappy and wet wipe within easy reach
- Undo dozens of pop studs to reach nappy level
- Open nappy and remove
- Try to ignore screaming
- Wipe penis and surrounding area with wet wipe
- Wipe bottom with wet wipe
- Get new wet wipe to clean up the pee that just sprayed everywhere
- Rapidly install new nappy before he pees again
- Undo nappy again to make sure penis is pointing the right way
- Undo more pop studs to remove remaining clothing which is now wet
- Apply new clothing, fastening many many pop studs
- Undo badly aligned pop studs and refasten
- Carry baby back to mummy for more milk
- Wait for squelching noises to emit from baby’s rear end
- Repeat
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December 26th, 2005 at 12:41 am
My top tip for changing baby boys is to undo the diaper, wait a couple of seconds while holding the diaper over your little boy’s willy, then take the diaper off (and I see you’ve already learned the art of making sure he’s “pointing down”). There’s something about the air hitting a boy’s nether regions that makes him want to pee everywhere. Apparently they don’t outgrow this.
December 28th, 2005 at 9:55 pm
My tubes just tied themselves.